Laser Hair Removal is a joke. A pretty expensive and non-entertaining one at that.

Back when I wasn’t waxing regularly, I gave permanent laser hair removal a try. The pitch was it costs $60 a session every 7 weeks. You needed between 6 to 8 sessions for permanent hair removal. After that, never have to worry about pubic hair again.

What a bunch of words-out-of-someone’s-ass. Sure it did work initially. Hair grew back thinner the more sessions I went to.

Less than a year after my last session, hair grew back. All over. Outside the bikini-line, in the labia, around it, everywhere. Goodbye $$$ and hello hair all over again.

Even worse, that thing hurt. A lot. Very very bad.

The first session was actually amiable. It was relatively painless. The second hurt not just quite a bit. It was a shock. The third, fourth and other subsequent visits hurt like hell. Seriously.